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The selfie queen aka Keke Palmer

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babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

mr-cappadocia:

So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.

She doesn’t stop.

She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.

Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.

Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.

He was summarily arrested.

There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.

When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.

What did she get charged with?

Simple assault. I shit you not.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I’m going to throw up now.

This post is really dumb

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gasdrawl:

"you gotta finger dis jawn"

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versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

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bhagyawati:

beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Photos by:Bikramjit Bose

"A Bride’s Tale ;Editorial from Harper’s Bazaar Bride India"

jesus christ, talk about stunning

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And the winner of most cultural appropriative at Coachella goes to… Vanessa Hudgens

Second Place: Kylie & Kendall Jenner

Honorable Mention: Selena Gomez

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radgirlsanonymous:

i get really uncomfortable when i still see Joseph Kony jokes honestly i get that a lot of them were about the #StopKony2012 campaign which turned out to be a huge scam and it was ridiculous but some people are going too far with it like…i don’t think a lot of people realise that the genocide was real and it was a huge tragedy and lots of lives were ruined and now it’s just been trivialised and turned into some internet meme and it makes me really sad idk

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